Before we talk about competition, introductions are in order. I am Darren "Cook" Carter. Aspiring producer...blah blah (insert cliche over achievements here). Quite frankly I have not done a damn thing worthy of mentioning yet so Ill talk about the competition. To my left is not Albert Einstein. He's Elliot Cook Carter and he's fucking amazing. Excuse my Bon Bon's, but that man's level of greatness is what, I as a lover of music and producer of music, strive to reach. He is a two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning composer and has made 40 works between the ages of 90 and 100 (thx wiki). Yeah that's right, he's a hundred and does not crap the bed in order to start the morning. He gets up, slides down his banister, lands on his piano stool and gets it popping. How can I not want to do that every day? He is awesome. He is whose name is worthy of ownership. He is my competition. (Sorry one-hit wonder's, terrible sequencers, And overall crappy producers.)
